Dad-ing: The pragmatic art of maintaining sanity and the ability to accomplish rudimentary tasks while at the same time supervising two or more small children through distraction, preoccupation, and other psychological warfare techniques.
Before anyone sends me hate-mail about this post, please note that I am not in any way, shape, or form expressing disrespect or minimizing the art of Mom-ing. Parenting in general is not a masculine or feminine task, but both. I am only differentiating between the style and methods that these tasks are accomplished with. There is certainly a big difference in tactic between Dad-ing and Mom-ing in the parenting paradigm.